Dorks, Sporks, and Sparkly Rainbows

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

gloomy-teen:

slenclerman:

my dentist can suck dick

can i get the name of ur dentist 

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

a-little-insane:

when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that

lostin5tereo:

umwutever:

i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer 

yet

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

analmermaidprincess:

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What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

Somebody actually removed my URL on my own post what

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.